Jokes on internet dating

So he put up posters throughout the land saying he was searching for a new chief Samurai.But after 2 months, only 3 Samurai applied for the job, a Japanese, a Chinese, and Morris. The emperor first asked the Japanese to demonstrate why he should be his chief Samurai.

Which means that his name is Alexander Cohen, if I'm not mistaken. But if he changed his name he must have some special status. I'm merely telling you because you're my oldest child, and I thought you ought to know.

The Chinese opened a small pearl box and out flew a smaller fly.

Whoosh, whoosh went his sword and the fly dropped dead in four pieces. Then the emperor asked Morris to demonstrate why he should be his chief Samurai.

As she went around the room, Angela was disappointed with the answers she got.

Jane, her best scholar, picked Noah because he saved all the animals.

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